Everyone thinks they know their spice level.

But are you actually adventurous? Or are you a “maybe, but first tell me exactly what we're doing, how long it'll take, and whether I need to bring anything” kind of person?

There's only one way to find out.

Answer the questions below, keep track of your points, and we'll determine your official, extremely scientific spice level.

By “scientific,” we mean we made a quiz.

No peeking at the results.

1. Your partner texts: “I have an idea for tonight 😏”

Your immediate response is:

A. “What idea?” +1
B. “Okayyy… I'm listening.” +2
C. “Should I be concerned?” +3
D. “Say less.” +4

2. You're on vacation and someone suggests skinny dipping.

A. Absolutely not. People have EYES. +1
B. Maybe if it was completely private. +2
C. Honestly? That sounds kinda fun. +3
D. Why are we still wearing clothes? +4

3. You've been handed a mystery box. You're told there's something fun inside.

A. I need significantly more information. +1
B. I'll open it, but cautiously. +2
C. Ooooooh. Give it to me. +3
D. I've already opened it. You were talking too slowly. +4

4. Pick a date night.

A. Favourite restaurant, favourite meal, home at a reasonable hour. Perfection. +1
B. Dinner, cocktails and maybe somewhere new afterward. +2
C. Surprise me. I don't want to know the plan. +3
D. We're booking a hotel room in our own city and telling absolutely nobody. +4

5. Someone says, “Have you ever tried…?”

Before they've even finished the sentence, you're thinking:

A. Probably not, and there's likely a reason. +1
B. Depends entirely on what the next word is. +2
C. No, but you've got my attention. +3
D. Yes.
You don't even know what they were going to say. +4

6. How do you feel about buying something from an adult store?

A. I'll do it, but online. In private. Thank you very much. +1
B. A little awkward, but also kind of exciting. +2
C. Totally comfortable. I'm here for a reason. +3
D. I'm asking the staff for recommendations. +4

7. Be honest: your incognito/private browser…

A. Is for Christmas shopping. What are you implying? +1
B. Has seen a Google search or two I'd rather not explain. +2
C. Knows me better than some of my friends. +3
D. Deserves paid vacation. +4

8. Your partner suggests trying something new in the bedroom.

A. I need details, diagrams and 3–5 business days to consider. +1
B. Let's talk about it first. +2
C. I'm definitely open to the idea. +3
D. Finally. +4

9. Which sentence sounds the most like you?

A. “I know what I like.” +1
B. “I'm open to things.” +2
C. “We'll try almost anything once.” +3
D. “Define anything.” +4

10. You've made it to the last question. What are you hoping your result is?

A. I don't care. I'm comfortable with my spice level. +1
B. Maybe a little spicier than I think I am? +2
C. Oh, I KNOW I'm getting one of the spicy ones. +3
D. If this quiz calls me vanilla, we're fighting. +4

Time to Find Out 🌶️

Add up your points.

Got your number?

The results are in.

10–16 Points: Sweet Bell Pepper 🫑

Technically?

Still a pepper.

You know what you like, you know what you don't, and you see absolutely no reason to turn your sex life into an extreme sport.

You're probably more interested in comfort, connection and having a genuinely good time than doing something purely because it sounds adventurous.

And you know what?

Vanilla is a flavour for a reason. It's delicious.

Your spice philosophy:

If it ain't broke, don't handcuff it.

17–23 Points: Jalapeño 🌶️

Oh, there's some heat in there.

You're curious, you're open-minded, and every once in a while you're completely willing to surprise yourself.

But you're not signing up for something just for the story.

You like a little adventure with a healthy dose of:

“Okay, explain exactly what you mean first.”

You're spicy.

Responsibly spicy.

Your spice philosophy:

I'll hear you out.

24–31 Points: Hot Honey 🍯🌶️

Well, well, well.

You look sweet.

You seem innocent enough.

And then someone gets to know you.

You're playful, curious and very comfortable exploring what you like. You're not necessarily looking for the wildest option available — but you're certainly not afraid of the menu.

A little romance?

Absolutely.

A little mischief?

Even better.

Your spice philosophy:

Sweet until further notice.

32–40 Points: Somebody Get the Milk 🔥

Right.

So.

We have no additional questions.

You're adventurous, curious and generally enthusiastic about the phrase “Want to try something?”

You're not particularly interested in staying inside the proverbial box.

In fact, we're not entirely convinced you know where the box is anymore.

And judging by your answers?

You're perfectly happy about that.

Your spice philosophy:

Add to cart. We'll discuss logistics later.

So… Did We Get It Right?

Maybe you're a Bell Pepper with one very spicy exception.

Maybe you're firmly in Hot Honey territory but still have hard boundaries.

Maybe you scored 39 and are currently offended about the point you lost.

That's kind of the point.

Being adventurous isn't a competition, and more adventurous doesn't mean better sex. Knowing what you enjoy — and being comfortable saying yes, no, or “hmm… tell me more” — is much more interesting than hitting some imaginary level of spicy.

Besides, this quiz was developed using absolutely no scientific methodology whatsoever.

But we're still going to need to know your score. 🌶️